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The little rolled up bits of toilet paper left on a girl or guys ass after wiping.
She's so hot I'd eat her charmin balls.
Man I went down on her and found all these charmin balls!
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When you have a nasty wiping job, and your finger breaks through the toilet paper, and you get shit on your hand.
Damn, I had a nasty wiper, and my finger busted through the toilet paper. I hate when I have a
Charmin Slip! Wish I'd used a baby wipe!
Anyone who has the knack for working on any project and making it turn out like crap.
Those strategic planners certainly have the Charmin Touch
When going down on a woman- you come up with a mouthful of toilet paper.
I went down on that fat girl that i met at the check cashing store last night- and i came up with a Charmin Smile.
We're getting married next week
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1. A stealth Grope Hug in which one person squeezes anothers butt cheek ,usually in the connotation of foreplay with married couples, or lust with singles.
Jane: Look at that body builder Mary!
Mary: Oh wow. Wish i could 'squeeze the charmin' on him!
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A man on the prowl only interested in girls who are white, soft, and ready for some butt stuff.
Jimmy revealed himself to be a chubby chasing white-supremacist sodomite and a rather despicable Charmin Hunter when cruising the bars. Being his wingman felt more than a bit shameful.
When a guy uses a toilet paper roll to jerk off
Every time John is here he messes up my toilet paper rolls. I bet he’s using the ol’ Charmin Hammer.