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Donald J Trump as if you didn't already know. SHORT FOR Cheeto Benito Mussolini. Nicknamed as such because his orange spray on tan looks like someone smeared cheeto dust all over him.
Cheeto will permanently ruin the country and will go down as the worst USA president in history. He's a fascist, a misogynist, a racist and a narcissist in every sense of the word.
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What Donald Trump uses as foundation
"Mike, I'm gonna need more Cheetos in this White House."
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What a pepega would call a cheetah
Originated from the popular streamer xQcOW
*video of a cheetah is playing*
xQc's brain: Cheetah
xQc : Cheeto
Chat: HE SAID IT
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Tasty looking things, without a proper definite size, usually they can range from narrow and long, to miniscule and round. This gives me the impression that Cheetos are just made from the dough-runoffs of other snack food brands, so the makers can just make some extra money.
Manager: The immigrant workers have been complaining about constantly scooping off the excess dough from the cutouts of our Doritos brand.
CEO: Lets save both them, and me, some time, and money, by allowing the scraps to drop into a deep fryer ingeniously positioned beneath the conveyor belts meant for our less popular lines of snack foods.
Manager: Capital idea! We should call them Cheetos!
CEO: Now go fire all the workers and manual dough handlers!
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a chick that tries to corner a dude into a relationship by offering whatever she can in hopes a dude will bite. But ends up looking like a psyho fool.
Man - that cheeto is stale. throw it away. Aint nobody got time for that
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A chip that is either crunchy or puffy. It can also be a human, who has orangish skin and/or looks like a cheeto in general.
Guy 1 (Idiot): Hey, do you know the president, Trump?
Guy 2 (Smart): Who, the cheeto? Yeah, I know him.
Guy 1 (Idiot): Be respectful, hes the president!
Guy 2 (Smart): Who the f*** cares?
Guy 3 (Memer): Oh, the cheeto, the one who replaced the oreo! Hes a meme!
(Sorry for all the stupid people out there that cannot handle a aTrump joke)
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