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An Intercontinental handball team that masquerades as a football club in the Premier League.
Bankrolled by a Russian sugar daddy, most referees extend the rules of football to allow Chelsea the use of their hands in Premier League games. Their star players are John Terry who plays at Centre Backhand and Didier Drogba who is a Striker.
They are consistent rather than spectacular, they don't often drop below their high standards but equally cannot raise their game when it matters - see cup competitions.
With Chelsea fc wealth and back to back premiership titles, what do do people talk about? The fact they haven't won the Champions League - says it all really.
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Proof that money can buy you anything, including the Premiership title, provided you have enough of it to throw around. See also Chelski.
If we had a tenth as much cash to spend as Chelsea FC, we'd be playing in Europe.
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They are a club who attracts more Asian tourists than fans and the fans that they have a fat old blokes who only passed 3 GCSES. The like to believe that their club if the best in the world but they are very deluded. All other London clubs are superior to Chelsea
Oi look it’s one of the, Chelsea lot
Stop acting as if u support Chelsea Fc, we don’t accept raciest anymore
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This is the best club in the game don't @ me. Compared to it all other clubs are wack.
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