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Is the most beautiful girl on earth! She usually acts like she doesn’t care but really she cares a lot about you and people around her. You are lucky to have a chelsy in your life!
Chelsy: are you ok?
Me: yeah thanks!
Chelsy: whatever!
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Usually blonde, amazing beautiful inside and out. If you find one she will the most loyal friend you can ever have. Her heart is bigger than the word and no one could ever hate her. She has curves like and hour glass and smarts like a dolphine.
So was so sweet, she had to be a Chelsy
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A Qtpai, and the greatest girl you will ever meet. :
That Chelsie sure is one hot bby. <3
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One who is, in every positive aspect, a B.A.M.F. Also can include but not limited to, love for video games, movies, free running. physical description may vary but may have attractive body piercings on but not limited to the eye brow and ears…
(person one) "Hey, you know that girl Chelsie"
(person two) "You mean the B.A.M.F"
(person one) "Yes, that's the one. shes amazing!"
(person two)"Hell yeah, she rocks my socks off!"
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Chelsie is a meme-loving friend who absolutely has an extreme love for: Queen music, Mac n cheese, and anime.
A weeb
Don't leave them alone for 3 hours cause they'll probably set something on fire.
Don't let her have access to urban dictionary and reddit.
1. Chelsie stop setting your friends on fire please.
2. Chelsie that pancake has salt on it, don't- OH MY GOD YOU ATE IT?
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Famous for her deceitfully charming wit and amazing ass, Chelsie will get you to fall in love with her and then steal your soul. She claims to have been born in 1989 but she can be seen in Greek, Norse, and Celtic Mythology, among others. Many cultures have come up with ways to explain the Chelsie Phenomenon, often counting their experiences as an encounter with a succubus, siren, or femme fatale. No, this was Chelsie.
Chelsie can be found around
-computers with idiot-proof operating systems
-shitty poetry
-insensitive jokes
-recycling bins
-sunblock
If you fear an encounter with Chelsie, note that she can be warded off with non-kosher foods (though she is not Jewish) or neutralized with small amounts of alcohol.
Do not try to use violence against her as this will only excite her more.
Never attempt to pursue a relationship with Chelsie. She will lead you on for a week and then leave with your soul.
Tom: Dude I love this girl I think I'm going to fuck her tonight.
John: Her? No way dude, that's Chelsie. She'll wait till your dick is out and then leave.
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chelsy is an alpha, she is really good at pooping and has a big rear-end ifykwim 🤫
human: omg is that chelsy?? She has a huge hind-quarter ong!!
Gianna: yup chelsy got that wap fr!! she an alpha DONT mess with her
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