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When you fart in a car with your girlfriend, leave, and lock all of the doors with her inside.
Yeah man, she was telling me to skip the song so I pulled a Chernobyl on her.
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Used to describe a terrible disaster or accident relating to anything in one's life, typically academic or relating to a grade.
The chemistry exam was a Chernobyl level disaster. "Good God! That was a Chernobyl level disaster!"
"Bob, I don't feel like that math test went well."
"Well mine was a Chernobyl level disaster."
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Exclamation used on receipt of bad news. Similar to "crikey", "damn" or "shit". Originally from Ukrainian nuclear disaster in 1986.
"Dave's dad has just died. Absolute fucking Chernobyl!"
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chernobylling
The act of performing a mundane activity whilst your penis is inserted into chiwawa's asshole. This is also a very renowned sport which tests athlete's endurance and speed know as chernobylling racing.
My neighbour peered over the garden fence on sunday and was suprised to see me doing some gardening with a chiwawa hanging off my manhood. My wife took him to the side and simply explained that it was common for me to do a spot of chernobylling while she cooked the sunday roast. He seemed happy with that and was chernobylling himself the following week with a huge smile across his face
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When a person snips off the top of a glow-in-the-dark chemicla stick and runs the contents up their rectum then sits on another persons chest and expels their bowels onto the said persons chest while screaming the Russian word for "no" (Nyet)
When performing a Chernobyl it is best to know more Russian and to use a green Chem stick. In theory it is even better to do this on a supermodels chest, but as yet this theory has not been proven.
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the description of any situation or condition wherin anything extremely unhealthy, hazardous, nasty, dangerous, delicate, shatterable, scratchable, valuable, rare, expensive or flimsy- that would ordinarily have an amply appropriate or overly adequate covering or shield; is going around open or otherwise effectively unprotected in a dangerous and or unpredictable environment.
it refers to the chernobyl reactor in pripyat when it was operating. the designers neglected to surround the entire reactor with any sort of containment vessel. instead, they covered it with what amounted to a bit of sheet metal roofing and some glass. its supposed to be 6 ft thick concrete.
1. my ancient Nikon was all chernobyl today because the lens fell into some mud when i was changing it, and my camera cap was nowhere to be found. says the non-com photographer in the desert.
2. i decided to go chernobyl on that level and not input my usual slew cheat codes.
3. im all chernobyl over here because i have no skull cap at this moment, can you help me navigate this rusty knife factory?
4. sit. : the ferrari in ferris beuller's day off was chernobyl when they handed the keys to that parking attendant.
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named after the nuclear plant in Ukraine that caused the locals to have deformed babies, it is a term for an ugly person.
John hooked up with a Chernobyl last night.
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