To chet is to masturbate while crying, or to cry while masturbating.
"Yeah man, I had a pretty rough day so I just went home and had myself a good chet."
"Dude you've been in the shower forever! Are you chetting?"
" I was planning on just masturbating but then I though of Nana and it became a chet-fest"
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A pet that is like a child to it's owner(s). Child+Pet= Chet.
Our chets are so spoiled they feel they have to sleep in the bed with us.
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Chet is a codeword for a fart...
(While females are in the room)
Female - eww whats that smell?
Mark - haha who let chet in?!?
Female - whos chet?
Collin - ahhhh chets here!!!
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The callsign of an S-3B pilot who lives in Jacksonville, Fl. Possibly based on Bill Paxton's character from Wierd Science because when he drinks he turns into a dick. His sexuality is jokingly suspect and his choice of progressive clothes are often a topic of discussion.
Is chet gay, or what is with that guy? Have you seen his closet?
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A Chet is a complete masochistic bottom that is submissive to a sadistic Female or Male usually the latter
Man, did you know he's a Chet that he got 3 masters
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An extremely rugged manly man, especially as it refers to bikers. Like to drink heavy dark beer and then name his bike after the beer.
Damn, Brian may sound gay, but he's actually a real Chet.
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