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A warehouse in china were thousands of Asian woman are performing sexual intercourse 24/7 while doing so it sounds like and i quote a "Chinese Chicken Coop"
"Bro I stopped by this Chinese chicken coop yesterday and that s*** was lit as F****!"
"Owning or coming within 500ft of a Chinese chicken coop in the United States is highly illegal and very dangerous"
When you take a lubed up egg, slide it into the vagina, and fuck it. Fuck hard enough to break the egg so when you cum, you get a yolky cream pie. Then you make scrambled eggs with the mix and serve her breakfast in bed.
Melissa: hey Becky do you want to grab breakfast?
Becky: no thanks. my boyfriend is so sweet, me gave me an idaho chicken coop this morning
Melissa: omg, lucky
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1) When you eat an organic egg out of a partner's ass.
At what seemed like a crazy breakfast idea, Todd and Marcy were delighted after trying their first Amish chicken coop, and will make it a new Sunday morning ritual.
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Term used when a man is on the prowl for the female species and is eager to line one up for a bumming.
Male A: I'm so over my girlfriend! Lets hit the clubs tonight!
Male B: ALRIGHT! let the fox in the chicken coop!
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A completely prejudiced and stereotypical saying used by ignorant homophobes to justify not giving orphaned children to gay parents. This is based on the belief that all gay people are pedophiles, which is hateful and mean.
"We can't let those fags have kids, they'll just use them as sex toys! Its like the fox guarding the chicken coop!" "Dude, i'm not even gay and I know thats f*cked up.
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A leud act involving the handle of a paint brush and a rectum.
Oooh yeah baby, paint my chicken coop! Shove that handle up my ass!
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Known to liberals as "gay adoption." Involves giving orphans to gays to raise and use as sexual playthings.
Normal American 1:
"Hey, why the hell are those two men feeling up that young boy? I'm getting my gun."
Normal American 2:
"You'll go to jail, its all legal thanks to the democrats."
Normal American 1:
"What the fuck! This is the fox guarding the chicken coop."
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