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Chicken salad dick

When someone's dick cheese is left alone for too long and starts to resemble the texture of chicken salad.

Dude, Justin hasn't washed his dick in so long that he probably has chicken salad dick!

by Creble April 17, 2022


chicken bone dick

a man, especially a David, who has a very small penis. It may resemble a chicken bone. The male is also very skinny and thinks he can play basketball.

Synonyms: Dick Face, Twin, etc.

Antonym: Some one who can play basketball, chode, etc.

Jane: YOOOOO! DID YOU SEE CHICKEN BONE DICK OVER THERE TRYING TO PICK UP THOSE GIRLS!!! THAT SMALL DICK LOSER HAS NO CHANCE!!
Samantha: You are so right!! lmao!!! lol

by Jane_Samantha February 1, 2017

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dick Chicken

Two or more men participate in this game. You have to look at each other’s penises and whoever gets hard first loses. The loser must do whatever the winner(s) tell them to do.

John lost when we played Dick Chicken, he had to suck my dick.

by IAmLivingInYourWalls July 22, 2021


dick chicken

A game between two guys who pull out their dicks and walk towards each other. Both lose or win if dicks touch.

Play when drunk!

Who wants to play dick chicken!

by Ricerocket55 October 19, 2015

5422πŸ‘ 6708πŸ‘Ž


Dick Chicken

A game played by a man where he walks the fine line between getting drunk, and drinking too much and thus under-performing in bed. Dick chicken results in either drunken sex, or whiskey dick.

Seriously, I am not playing dick chicken tonight. I wanna get laid

by TheNeighborGirl August 16, 2010

47πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž


dick chicken

A woman with a really loose vajjh, i.e. she's been around the block way too many times. Hence, her vajjh has been like chicken for other guys' schlongs.

"Dude, that sorority is a KFC buffet of dick chicken!"

"Man, Cindy was awesome last night, too bad she's pure dick chicken and I'm probably gonna get some nasty disease"

by Uncle Taco November 4, 2007

79πŸ‘ 121πŸ‘Ž


dick chicken

A name for a person with an exceptionally small penis.

"Johnny is such a dick chicken"
"i know right his dick is like half an inch!"

by Captain Twisty Nips March 17, 2016

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž