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When you give a chick a tracheotomy, then fuck her in her trach-hole.
bonus points if you blow your load and it comes out her nose. (aka "the white sneeze from betwixt the knees")
Boyfriend: Oh no, my girlfriends choking! Does anyone know the heimlich?
Hero: Step aside, I'll handle this. (hands on hips)
(Our hero then picks a knife up off the table, stabs her in the throat, drops trou, and fucks the hell out of her neck. The food flies into her boyfriends face. Semen dribbles out her nose."
Hero: And that's the chimney sweep (exits through window, hero-styles)
Random: Yo, was that a chimney sweep to white sneeze from betwixt the knees?! And one bitches!
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A cuckold faggot that fucks coal burners after they've been muhdikked or given birth to a shitlet.
Biden used to Chimney sweep all of Obama's leftover Haiti shitlets back in the transgender pioneering days.
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The act of putting a sock on your hard dick and shoving it down a girl's throat.
I gave Stacy The Chimney Sweep last night.
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To engage in sexual intercourse by which the penis is inserted into the stoma: a small hole in the neck created surgically to allow hardened smokers to breathe.
He had to wipe the tar off his penis after chimney sweeping that old hag.
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The act of putting you face in the ass of someone else while your are in a sitting position, and they are upside down with their back to you. This move can be used as a sexual position, but appears most often in fighting games after a grab attack.
Man it sucks playing against Seth! Everytime you get near him he does that grab that ends in a chimney sweep.
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When a man with a mustache (homosexual or not) gives another man a blow job and their mustache rubs or tickles the top of the shaft of the penis of the man who is receiving the blow job. Also in turn, This could also apply to a woman who has a mustache and is giving a blow job to a man.
"That girl/guy looks like they would give a really nice chimney sweep!"
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when a hetero couple is in 69 position the female grabs her dreadlocks in her fist and rubs them in a circular motion on the mans taint
I cant believe that broad gave me the ol' chimney sweep.
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