chiped

When you are raped by a Chinese person (usually who works at your local takeaway).
This is what happened to the Director who made Jackie Chan famous.

Bill Clinton “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Chairman Ching Chong over there chiped her”.

chiped

the state of being put out or irritated

see also: “grinds my gears”, “gets on my last nerve”

origin: comes from the phrase “chipe my dingus” which is derived from “chappy(chapped) penis”

“I’m so chiped that my coffee is burnt”