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Chives

A sexually transmitted disease. Symptoms include: delelopment of itchy bumps in the genital area, odd smells emiting from genital area, and occasional Phish music eminating from the mouth and genital area. No known cure.

The Dude: Aw man, that sucks that you got Chives? Who gave it to you?
The Man: That Dead Head at the club... she was hawt

by yogan February 3, 2009

117๐Ÿ‘ 119๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Chive

An awesome site for viewing photos of whores. The best part: every girl with daddy issues and no self-respect uploads photos for the world to see. These types of females feel vulnerable elsewhere, but when you put a bunch of whores together, they let loose and show off their well-spent goods to the world.

I totally saw Sara on DAR! I know she slept with every guy on campus, but it's still nice to see her begging for acceptance on the chive!

by Awesome R December 27, 2012

516๐Ÿ‘ 645๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chives

A creepy butler dude who will hang outside your window. A potential stalker and killer.

*does not have to be a butler. Could also be: unwanted male, cat, murderer, doctor, therapist, etc.

"So Jen, has Chives been around your window lately"

by Squishy The Bunny September 23, 2007

110๐Ÿ‘ 124๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chive

An hand gesture involving an unconnecting high five across an open space where the fingers are turned down in the motion of a cat paw. Usually used after major bitching.

"You're stupid."
"Yes he is."
"Chive me bro."

by falker0001 November 21, 2009

277๐Ÿ‘ 384๐Ÿ‘Ž


chived

To be really stoned/high on marijuana.

Im so fuckin chived right now!

Sally looked really chived today...but then i remembered she wasnt!

by Breeeezer October 4, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


chive

the vein that is at the top of ur dick

my chive is pulsating

by timmy taint November 21, 2007

255๐Ÿ‘ 372๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chive

An awkwardly skinny average height young fellow with an "I don't really give a shit" attitude. Also known to have long unwashed hair. Chives do what they want, when they want. They also don't have their license for they depend on others for rides around. The chive loves to smoke pot and will never turn down an opportunity to light one up. Don't get the chive angry, for he is a ticking time bomb.

Evan dude, you're such a chive.

by Zst December 21, 2013

51๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž