chiz

An outrage or swindle. Officially ‘a chiz is a swiz or a swindle as any fule kno’ (from the Molesworth series of books about school life by Geoffrey Willans). As a result of this the phrase "as any fule kno" has entered use on its own, especially in the letters pages of the British satirical/investigative magazine "Private Eye".

"Two quid for a glass of tapwater? What a chiz!"

or, in the original style:

"O no monday double maths alg trig ect chiz chiz. Pythagoras is uterly wet and i suspekt he keeps dolies at home".

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chiz

Old British public school term for a swiz or swindle

The bully stole my lunch, what a chiz!

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The Chiz

The male form when resembling the chiseled body of a Greek God.

A physique that looks to be chiseled from stone.

"Looks like you been hittin the gym brah?!"
"Yeah, you mirin' the chiz?"

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chiz

means no way

lets go some place fun yeah no chiz

chiz

Cheese.

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chiz

To steal something from someone

"Yo that nig chizzed my lighter, lets crack him"
"Mike Stop chizzing the bat u junky"

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chiz

Scots slang:That smelly stuff under your foreskin that stinks of ripe Gorgonzola.

"Are you going to be long in the shower?"
"Two minutes, I'm just cleaning out the chiz."

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