Chocolate

The meaning of life.

I eat lots of chocolate every day.

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Chocolate

Food

“Chocolate.”

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Chocolate

A substance that helps put all Dentist's children through college.

Damn, i'm losing more teeth by the day!!

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Chocolate

the best food in the WORLD
u dont doubt this its true any1 that doesnt like chocolate can just leave

If i dont get to eat chocolate atleast once a day i get migraines.

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Chocolate

The Meaning of life.
Screw 42 thats a load of bull.
Chocolate + mushy romance film = the best cure for a broken heart
REMEMBER chocolate is an afrodisiac it actualy scientifically makes u feel better
chocolate is my substitute for love.

my best friend got dumped so we spent our saturday night with dairy milk Chocolate and mister darcy

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Chocolate

1. The most delicious thing ever discovered by humans.
2. The most addictive food in the world.
3. The best excuse in the world.

Little Innocent Boy : Hi mommy! do you wanna play with me?

Addicted Mother : NO GO AWAY IM EATING CHOCOLATE!!!

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Chocolate

The most incredible feeling one can ever have

Dude....i am so chocolate right now, you have no idea

-or-
Dude....you are way too chocolate for your own good

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