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When one chick takes a dump in another chick's mouth with most still hanging out. Then the man drags his sack across the mouth full of shit and drops his bag in the other girl's mouth, giving her a nice chocolate ice cream cone
Tim: I had Tina and Kim so sprung during our threesome last night I ended up giving Kim a Chocolate Ice Cream Cone.
Alex: I Tina enjoyed the taste of Kim's shit as much as Kim did.
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The best ice-cream flavour in the world, that all cool people love.
Anyone who does not like Mint Chocolate Ice Cream has no life.
The Creator of Mint Chocolate Ice Cream is a genius worthy of Einstein.
Person A: Omg. I LOVE Mint Chocolate Ice Cream.
Person B: Awesome, then you're just as cool as me. As in EXTREMELY COOL.
Person C: Eww. I hate Mint Chocolate Ice Cream.
Person A&B: You. Suck. *Shuns Person C*
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When Yall Having Anal and u pleasure her so much she shits on your dick and you bust a nut at the same time
Bruh last night my bae was over and we put the cream on the chocolate ice cream damn that shit made me feel sick
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An asshole that has sperm :
- Covering it
- Oozing from it
- Dripping from it
- Fingered from it
- Licked from it
"I think she's 'the one' Momma!!"
-That's wonderful dear, she reminds me alot of myself at her age - However did you know?
"When she begged me to munch her 'Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut' while she was workin away on my dishes and loading the front loader.. I only wish her Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut was as half as chocolaty and creamy as yours always is Momma"
- Awww.. You must be so very hungry dear , here's something for you to eat!
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Inserting mint ice cream into the rectum of your partner with the intention of committing anal sex.
Why does it smell so minty when you fart?
Billy gave me a Mint Chocolate Ice Cream last night.
How was it?
Cold!
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The act of cumming in a girls ass right as she is about to shit and then eating the mixture. The cum-shit mixture should look like chocolate and whipped cream.
Guy 1: I made some chocolate and whipped cream with a really hot girl. It wasn't tasty, but it was worth it!
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: It's when you cum on a girl's shit and then eat it basically.
Guy 2. Dude wtf
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When a girl or boy gets fucked by a Persian guy and he pulls out with shit on his dick. And another girl/boy licks the shit off Persian guys dick.
Gentile: I had an amazing double dutch chocolate ice cream last night with 2 hot Persian boys!
Joey: You have some serious fucking issues man.
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