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Fucking someone in the ass, jizzing in them, then pulling out and sucking out all the liquids.
Cooper: I just gave Mom a chocolate vanilla twist
Josh: You did what?
Cooper: I came in her ass and licked it all up
Josh: No way! I did that last night! *high five*
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A condition that occurs during anal sex in which post-ejaculation, the male seed mixes with fecal matter, producing a sticky, salty purée. See chocolate cum smoothie, three musketeers surprise, or anal fondue.
My partner and I love splitting a chocolate-vanilla swirl after a nice Mexican dinner.
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When a man takes a dump on a woman's stomach then masterbates and ejaculates on the pile of fecal matter.
Suzy liked it stinky so Troy gave her the Chocolate Vanilla Twist.
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The act of ejaculating on someone's face, then taking a dump on their face, and finally licking it clean
Hey, i heard that John had a Chocolate Vanilla Swirl last night with his girlfriend.
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The act of jacking off into a toilet bowl, then before flushing deciding to take a shit to conserve water.
X: Man I just made the biggest chocolate vanilla swirl of my life
Y: Gross man, really Gross
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When you shit and cum in a condom. Then you freeze the condom, then when your partner is ready. Put the swirl up their ass and proceed to fuck them
“Oh my god I just did a chocolate vanilla swirl”
“Nice!”
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This is when a man ejaculates and deficates when being given a rimjob and a blowjob by two different individuals at the same time. Ideally, the man defecates in the mouth of the person giving a rimjob, and ejaculates in the mouth of the person giving a blowjob.
"Last night Jane and her best friend Lauren came over and I decided to give them a Chocolate-Vanilla Snow Cone Maker".
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