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r/chonkers

A subreddit dedicated to abusing animals by overfeeding them

Josh:Yo dude look at this cat I found on r/chonkers
Tyrone:Bro that cat isn't even alive

by BootlegMario September 13, 2020

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r/chonkers

A subreddit comprised of people who commit animal cruelty and over-feed their pets, and will ban you on the spot if you even dare to suggest they are abusing their pets.

The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.

The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.

These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.

Redditor: Look at my cat, he’s such a heckin chonker!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!

by Error451 September 30, 2020

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Mega Chonker

Noun used for referring chonk cats that have between 56 and 65% body fat.

Usually spelled as M E G A C H O N K E R by owners of chonky cats.

Wow look at that cat! What a Mega Chonker!

How is your cat according to the chonk chart? He's a M E G A C H O N K E R!

by VoidProphet January 13, 2019

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heccin chonker

Another term for a fat animal

person 1: “hey look it’s a heccin chonker!”
person 2: “wow he’s so fat

by ThePersonWhoDefinedThisWord October 16, 2019


Honker-Chonker

A guy who’s only interested in girls with big badonkadonks.

“Did you see Eric checking out Sam’s rack?”
“Yeah, he was totally staring at them all night!”
“That guy’s such a honker-chonker.”

by honkerchonker November 25, 2018

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PiddyWickles & Chonkers

What British people call mac & cheese because they can’t help themselves.

I’m surprised British people call mac & cheese just Mac& cheese and not piddywickles & chonkers.

by ne999 February 9, 2020

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Mega Chonker

A cat or dog who's speciality is eating until they become a Mega Chonker they become very cute and fluffy but don't be sad when they die from obesity a week later.

Friend1: "Damn my dog is a Mega Chonker"
Friend2: "He cute but , you should put him on a diet bro"

by Pythonology April 19, 2020