One who has the characteristics of both a Chode and a Mook. These people are often called "Tools" but such a title is hardly harsh enough to describe the caliber of person you are often dealing with. An especially Lame, or undesirable person who is so self-centered and arrogant, they can't seem to tell their Ass Hole from the Grand Canyon.
That guy is such a Tool he's surpassed all others. He's officially become a chook.
N. A single wrinkle of the ballskin, or scrotum. More common in its plural form, chookies.
Man, this chilly weathers really giving me the chookies!
1. full of fail.
2. lame beyond all reason.
3. derogatory term for asians.
Vo: Where is the grocery store?
Sophie: Right down the street.
Vo: .... okay, where?
Sophie: On the left.
Vo: I only know how to get there from the right
Sophie: god, you are such a CHOOK!!
To grab one's "stuff," or crotchal region.
i.e. adjusting one's genitals and/or penis and/or undergarments
James, quit chooking it in front of the girls. It's really distasteful.
when sliced pepperoni has bits of the meat sleeve left around the edges
Dude, this sandwich is nasty, the pepperoni still has chooks
A Canadian streetwear company that makes skateboarding apparel that includes shirts, hats, sweaters etc. Their logo is a diamond shaped boxing ring and their mascot is a skateboarding chef named Chook.
chookclothingco.com
The person who is in charge/in command.
Usually one would say this to assert themselves as a leader or
Ask this aloud to question the competency of the person in charge.
(1) Bloke 1: "I reckon we should do it this way"
Bloke 2: "Well I’m fucking this chook mate, so shut the fuck up. We're doing it my way"
(2) A bloke after waiting for food for a long time in terrible restaurant stands up angrily and yells "Who’s fucking this chook?!? Where’s my fucking food?!?"