having a chooch whilst also stimulating your prostate
"hey ill be right back i gotta go have a choom with my buddies"
"i caught Jim chooming last night, what a weirdo"
"im all worn out from that choom"
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Alternative spelling of tume, i.e. tumourous: resembling tumours (unwanted, typically cancerous growths of tissue). Used to describe unpleasant/undesirable phenomenon. The words choomah (tumour) and choomourous (tumourous) can also be used to similar effect.
Spelling is associated the Choomah monsters found on Choomah Island, as featured on Australian cartoon comedy series The Big Lez Show.
Ethan: Ever since I slept with those two prostitutes I've been getting huge genital warts on my ballsack.
Andy: That's absolutely choom.
Nick: Bro that's bare choomourous, you should get that checked before Kayo finds out.
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A gang centered around smoking pakalolo. Popularized by Barack Obama's high school senior yearbook photo.
We go play hoop with the choom gang.
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Synonym for bitch or hoe. Can be used for either gender. Usually to address a friend.
That was weak choom. Level the fuck up