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Christos is an asshole who is a salty piece of shit and he is also thirsty and he has a little dick.
Christos or asshole
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the most fucked up human in the history of the world. He is so fucked that no one compares. Jack the ripper has nothing on this scary lad. The Sydney siege was nothing compared to this man.
"OMG did you hear about the school shooting?"
"Christos is more fucked than that"
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A hug including at least one Christo, in which all the participants temporarily reach a higher level of awesome. Usually, but not always, initiated by someone shouting out the phrase "Christo hug!!", after which everyone mobs each other in a group hug.
P1: Christo hug!!!
*All participants temporarily attain a level of extreme awesomeness.
Christo-Furr Is a well known urban legend of a beautiful creature with a god like face, it is knew to appear when children turn the ripe age of ten, Christo-Furr will show up in the middle of the Night usually around Twelve to Two am, the creature will grant you Three wishes and they will come true throughout your life.
Person 1: I saw Christo-Furr.
Person 2: isn’t that just a urban legend?.
Person 1: Nope.
the true god, our savior, and when in shock, the first response should be "jues christo"
Don’t say ‘Jesus’ say ‘Jeus Christo’ dumbass.
1. Somebody who sees the visage of the Christian savior 'Jesus Herald Christ' in everything they see.
2. A misspelling of 'Christo-fascist'.
Your mom sees the face of Jesus so often that she's a christo-facist.
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Christo has a huge d*ck and his gf will enjoy it every night. He is usually a dumbass/d*ckhead but he got a big p*nis, so it does not matter. He loves to beat his meat and c*m.
Why is your cock so huge Christo Paul