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A crappy laptop that costs from $200 to $1649, has stupid commercials that claim that it has “fast bootup times” because it’s operating system is so light that a Pentium 4 can run it efficiently, says that it has “built in virus-protection” which is basically locking it down so it can’t run Windows or Linux programs, and schools basically taking advantage of its chrome extension and policy editor to lock these devices down even more and take away ALL of your privacy, and finally says that it has “long 12 hour battery life” while you could get a LG Gram, set your windows battery setting to power savings, and then have the same battery life, the same bootup time, and better virus protection than google chrome.
School Adminstrators: It’s time to buy our cheap laptops we get every 5 years. Students, what should we get?
Students: iPads please!
School Administrators: Did we hear $200 Chromebooks? Alright!
Students: Well, that was unexpected
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a shitty piece of plastic where all you can do for entertainment is pornhub, youtube, and urban dictionary.
bob: i got a chromebook and it cant even run fallout 2
rich kid: i got a gaming laptop that can run fallout 4 at 10000000 fps with 240 mods installed.
An OS/laptop that will make you forever stay a virgin if you decide to keep it.
Girlfriend: So...what OS do you use?
Boyfriend: Yeah, I have a Chromebook...hey wait, what are you doing?
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A pice of metal thats only use is to tourture kids in school. It is not able to play games you have to manualy enable flash and the videos are such low quality. All you can do is work, take pictures, and suffer. It is 200$ thats insane for how trash it is.
Teacher: time to use chromebooks
Class: *sighs* but they are trash
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A $200 piece of shit.
"Hey dude, how was that shit in there?" "Total fuckin' Chromebook man." "Sweet! *High Fives*"
"Merry Christmas honey!" "Oh thanks mom! Sweet, a laptop.... wait... what kind is it?" "Why, a Chromebook sweetie!"
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A chromebook is a device of which uses the bare minimum of technologies humans have built. However, it does run its own operating system, which is pretty cool. Conversely, it's generally a piece of shit.
Really? A chromebook? Man, I never knew you were such a cheap ass!
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a computer thats complete shit and can only use fucking chrome and cant even run the exe version of ssf2 and has and can only run 360p without lagging any higher and it will lag.
<mom> i have enough money to buy you a new pc
<kid> yay
<a few days later>
<kid> yes i finally get my pc >
*gets a chromebook*
<kid> alright time to do suicide