Church

A group of people, called and chosen by Jesus Christ to be a representation of him in the earth. This word is often mistaken to mean the building or facility in which people meet to talk about God.

And he is the head of the body, the church; he is the beginning and the firstborn from among the dead, so that in everything he might have the supremacy. Colossians 1:18, NIV.

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church

A word response that is used when you believe something that someone else is saying or has said to be truth.

Tom: "The economy is in the shitter right now."

Kara: "Church!"

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for church

Alternative way of saying 'for sure'. Church, in this instance, refers to the slang definition meaning 'the truth'.

The phrase 'Church' is often used by 'G' people and was featured on AMC's 'Breaking Bad'. However, the phrase 'for church' is a little more specialist, used only by a very small selection of people from South-West London.

Dude 1: Are you going out tonight?
Dude 2: For church.
Dude 1: To church?!
Dude 2: No; for churrrrch... Meaning yes.

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church

The best cover-up when talking about something you shouldn't be talking about

"She pulled down my pants and started to–"

**teacher walks by**

"-and then I went to church and prayed; hallelujah! pa-raise the Lord!"

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Church

In biker culture, a slang term for a club meeting.

Biker 1: What are we going to do about the deal we made with the mob?

Biker 2: We'll talk about it at church.

Church no

A no without any asking twice.

I asked momma if I could keep frogs in the bathtub and she gave me a church no

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churched

It's kinda like you got served except its much better. Because no one really likes the church, when you get churched, you got dissed and nobody likes you.

Damn man!, that sucka emcee just got churched!

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