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Wow, did you hear how good that clarinetist's solo was?!
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Literally the best instrument and God's gift to the marching band
any other instrument can go suck an egg
has the b e s t sound
so much better than every other instrument
God: We need the perfect instrument, one to rule over the rest.
Angel: May I present to you, the clarinet
Gad: *GASPS* its beautiful
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A woodwind instrument common in Marching, Concert, and Jazz Bands. It's normally black with silver keys and can play very soprano notes.
She sucks at the sax, maybe she should go back to playing the Clarinet
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THE BEST INSTRUMENT EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*dabs*
-written by a clarinet
Clarinets are the best instruments ever!
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an instrument that you can't hear, even if there's 50 of them
Student 1: "Are the clarinets playing?"
Student 2: "Even if they were, we wouldn't be able to hear them."
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a torturing device when played by a retard
Man "stop playing that fucking clarinet you fucking retard
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