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The only American Idol winner who really had major success, probably because she puts out the best songs of them all.
Coming up we got Kelly Clarkson right here on on your #1 hit music station.
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Judy, "see that singer over there, she might be able to come close to Kelly Clarkson one day, if she really works on it".
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Tom Clarkson is a kind and caring (and really fit) teacher. He was never scared to help the pupils and as a result fell off the roof of the school :(. Everyone liked him and he had his eyes on every female member of staff, like whenever someone new came into the staff room he was in their knickers before you could say “hello”. Overall definitely the fittest teacher to walk the halls of Waterloo Road!
Person 1: “Who do you think was fit last night on Waterloo Road?”
Person 2: “Tom Clarkson all day mate”
Person 1: “Guess what, I’ve only gone and slept with that new girl!”
Person 2: “Mate your turning into Tom Clarkson”
Kelly Clarkson is a great singer , winner of the first season of American Idol , and has an amazing voice
Kelly Clarkson is my favorite artist. My favorite song of hers is Breakaway.
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A fully rigged rate A-1 ocean going pillock
I'm sorry james I am a Jeremy Clarkson
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Sexiest current popstar. Great singing voice and worthwhile lyrics to go with it.
I don't just like Kelly Clarkson for her body, I just mostly like her for her body.
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A small private university in the state of New York about 5 hours north of civilization. While some consider us a prestigious institution, we accept about 77% of applicants (the remaining 23% were accepted to SUNY Canton) which makes us one of "those" colleges. Despite these facts, our mostly male student body has a level of cockiness and arrogance that is unmatched to anything in this cold dark god forsaken area of New York State. We often look down at the neighboring students of SUNY Potsdam, even though their acceptance rate is about 63%, as if we went to an ivy league school. The sad thing is, our tuition (over $50k a semester) is comparable to an Ivy League school's tuition. The only difference is; you have all heard of the ivy league schools, no one has heard of Clarkson University. While our rich parents were not rich enough to get our dumb asses into a better school, they are rich enough to send us to Potsdam NY to suffer in the cold weather, as punishment for bringing them great shame.
Harvard Student: Hey bro! I'm so excited, I got accepted to a really good school!
Clarkson Student: I bet my school is better, I just got accepted to Clarkson University. (with pinky up)
Harvard Student: HA!
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