Clay: Person(s) who usually typically exhibit “strange” or unorthodox behaviors. To understand a Clay you must think like a Clay. Usually a Clay is emotional unavailable and confused. Clay’s can be found in affluent parts of DC…and were more recently spotted in the Mount Holly area of North Carolina… further illustrating their tendency to shy away and remain secretive.
It also means stiff, sticky fine-grained earth… typically less than 0.00016 inch ….by either definition…probably don’t want to find yourself in a 'clay’ situation.
Correct use of the word clay.
Girl: “do you think he is going to call?”
Friend: “Why wouldn’t him.”
Girl: “Read this text…”
Friend: “Oh…you dating a Clay. Sorry girl”
Meeting an unemotional unavailable guy you like.
“Don’t do it…you’ll totally get clayed.”
Making a fool of yourself on a date
“Damn…your clayed that up!”
“You’ve gotten yourself into one clay of a situation.”
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clay is a evil son of a bitch. he is hated by all and will never be loved. he should just die.
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That sticky wet feeling between your butt cheeks after a long run on a warm day, also know as swamp ass
Man, I can feel the clay in my ass!
I need a shower to get the clay out of my ass!
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A complete faggot name for all
AKA A DOUCHEBAG
Hey, how is Clay doing?
He's a major faggot douche
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Clay is a guy that will probably have a curved penis or a hook.
Wow is that Clay? I heard he has a hook
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A tiny cocked motherfucker who loves to eat a lot of dick
Clay: I have a small dick
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