this is where you chew up some goobers (chocolate-covered peanut candy) and spit them up somebody's anus. then they poop the contents of their butthole into your mouth.
man #1: what should we eat while we watch titanic tonight?
man #2: how 'bout some goobers?
man #1: oh i'm sorry we're fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.
man #2: oh.
Jethro and cletus - trailer park / redneck version of pookie and ray ray. They may engage in activities such as muddin,using and manufacturing meth,pipe bombs,
Classic rock and country music .
They don't necessarily have to be prejudiced or racist though.
Nah man I stay out trailer parks
Thats Jethro and cletus neck of the woods.
A smart, handsome, and happy man. Cletus has gotten into countless colleges! He was posted on many instagram college pages. He was once on a news channel. Congratulations for graduating, Cletus!
Me: Dude, I saw Cletus Bartholomew on tv.
Ethan: Wow! Cool
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a used up girl thats probably pretty loose and very slobbering drunk! an easy woman!
see SWAMP DONKEY, flappy cletus
Some fucking moron with a crack addiction who sells faulty routers
That sister fucking dip fuck Cletus weefee just gave me a microwave with glue in it
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When your friend Madison says something stupid
Her: When did you move in this class
Me: Damn It Cletus
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