porch climbing

Adj. Canadian slang term. To be wasted or extremely Drunk, in the state of intoxication after having consumed many alcoholic beverages or other substances.

Jessica: Did you see Dave last night?
Amy: Is it any different from any other night?
Jessica: He's just really into porch climbing, people respect him for that. He drank that fat frat kid under the table last week.
Amy: That was insane! After college, though, that guy's going to need some serious rehab.
Jessica: Won't we all.

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climb it, tarzan

usually said when giving someone the bird.
in short, "fuck off"

teacher: Johnny, you never do your homework and I'm sick of it.
kid: climb it, tarzan!

climbed a tree

Describes a sophisticated series of foxy dance moves, too wild and peccable for the common hipster and most Italian dance floors. Even a disco fox runs the risk to get kicked out of a club.

Sebastian: "I Was thrown out of a techno club because I climbed a tree."

Fun To Climb

A female who is both attractive and tall. Much like large playground equipment, it looks like it could be "fun to climb".

Man, that chick that works at the shop, the tall, hot one, she's fun to climb.

Side Climb

Verb.
A ironic/semi-ironic phrase used either along side or as a synonym for "Skill Issue" in the War Thunder community. Although Side climbing describes a manoeuvre where at the start of a air battle match you start to gain altitude to the side of the map to enter the battle later, effectively flanking, it may still be used to in a ironic way to critique the skill of a ground or naval player.

Person 1:Thats utter bullshit! How was I supposed to pen that. Fuck you Gaijin!

Person 2:Tsk Tsk, sounds like a skill issue, should’ve side climbed

Climbing Together

Within the context of rock climbing:
The awkward non-date that most males will misinterpret as a romantic encounter because of the one-on-one nature of climbing, inside or outside.

Note: This misinterpretation goes both way.

Dude, I think she likes me. We're climbing together on Saturday at Lover's Leap!

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worth the climb

Used to describe women with long beautiful legs who stand taller than a lot of men. Popularly used by B-movie queen Julie Strain in reference to her 6'1" height, but can be used for any tall beautiful lady or amazon.
She may be taller than you, but she's worth the climb.

Ash is taller than me when she puts her heels on, but goddammit, she's definitely worth the climb.