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Clive

A dirty asshole

That slut likes eating clive.

by Bugh HammerHead October 6, 2003

16๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clive

cunt face

look at that cunt faced individual he's a bit of a Clive " his face....makes me.....want to... be sick

by everyone in the Fernando dynasty March 25, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cliving

The act of sucking poop out of someone's butthole for sexual pleasure.

After a good Cliving, you won't need to go to the bathroom for a week.

by MrAHoleSucked January 1, 2018

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


clive

Someone who can play any musical instrument without actually owning one. He also finds everything easy and often has to explain things slowly to others. He loves food and consequently is a great cook. Clive is also very cute yet rugged and manly. Clive is attracted to girls who eat canned food.

"That Clive is a great bloke"

by E Heading August 9, 2006

143๐Ÿ‘ 119๐Ÿ‘Ž


clive

A word that can be used to replace anything you fancy... Can be fitted into any context, and is perfect to add that extra bit of pizazz into a sentence.
'Clive' is famously hard to be defined - anyone asking "What does clive mean?" is frowned upon until they can work out that it does not actually have a meaning..

Formally christened by the Fulham rapper Example, who uses it at any available chance and has started off a snowball effect on the use of the word.

Fulham Rapper Example:
"He clived on her clives"
"Eight forty-clive"

"That's clive"

by eliotgleavesfuturewife July 12, 2009

110๐Ÿ‘ 112๐Ÿ‘Ž


clive

he is 45 usually. his van stands out well in the car park.

clive is a nonce

by prime minister boii May 28, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


clive

women or vagina, depending on the context

Check out that clive

Did you get any clive last night?

Greg and Simon haven't had any clive for a while now

Where's all the clive?

Ugh! Go wash your clive!

by "Clive" March 3, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž