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Clocked

Coming from the definition of being punched in the face and knocked out, clocked is a new stoner metaphor for when one is cooked and tired.

person 1: “fuck ive had too many cones i’m so clocked
person 2: “aha you fucking clocked cunt”

by d1ldo_swaggins5 December 25, 2020

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Clocking

1. To sell drugs mostly used for Crack dealers because the work around the clock selling to fiends.

2. Checking something out. Or to eye something really hard.

1. I'm Clocking that game my nigg.

2. Son quit clockin my my shortie

by Takiyah July 19, 2008

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If it’s on the clock

they get the cock.

Yo, if it’s on the clock, they get the cock.

by Accidental rape February 13, 2018

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Clocking

A highly effective means of pointing out hot members of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you slide that way) to your associates (usually in public) without drawing undue attention to oneself. It works like this: The person calling the clock is always facing 12 o'clock and so a honey off to your left is at your 9 and so on. For experienced clockers, there are added terms such as tight (close), deep (far), High (above you), and Low (below). It's important to remember not to shift around to much immediately after calling a clock, so as to avoid undue confusion and back-of-the-head slapping.

God damn it, I'm calling out a 3:30 gentleman, can I get an Amen?

by Filmchild February 25, 2004

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Clock

To be caught in the act
To get caught

1)HOW THE HELL DID YOU NOT CLOCK SHE JACKED (stole) YOUR SPARKLY POTATO CHIPS?
2)-Teacher catches student with dope.
Friend: Shame. You got clocked.

by sakjgmf February 9, 2011

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Clocking

To sell crack cocaine.

Clocking on these streets is one way to make money.

by busy b July 19, 2005

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Clocks

An extremely well done but greatly overplayed musical piece by the British dream rock quartet, Coldplay.

Holy shit! They just played "Clocks"! Turn the damn radio off!

by Kevin Frost April 11, 2004

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