clubbing

The act of paying ridiculous amounts of money to enter a dimly-lit, highly-flammable room just to dance for a few hours to overly repetitive music that a 5-year old composed. And you have to dress like you're going to a royal banquet or the bouncer will throw you out. Usually, illegal drugs are served so as to help the attendees tolerate the music.

My friend overdosed on ecstasy while clubbing last Friday.

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club

What you strike baby seals with.

Girl: Hey, I'm going out clubbing tonight.
Friend: Clubbing what? Baby seals?

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club

A modern concentration camp for homosexual mongs.

Clubs, like most concentration camps, are crowded, dark, damp, and lacking of sustenance. Its prisoners are tortured with loud, awful noises produced by people with Down syndrome.

Fortunately for club owners, homosexual mongs are retarded enough to return and even pay to be exploited in this manner, resulting in reduced costs associated with keeping these people locked up and away from society.

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in the club

gay slang for referring to a fellow homosexual.

"You can tell Steve is 'in the club' by all of the showtunes he has on his ipod."

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Clubbed

Club (Clubbed):
1.as in wackin

2. Ultimately awesomely amazing

3.Under the influence

wackin off..

--ABREVIATION--
-WTC (What The Club)

-Lets go get clubbed yo!!!!

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clubbing

1) what the player who has a club flush draw on the flop in poker does

2)the act of jamming or ramming a golf club into one's anus.

1) "Let's go clubbing, baby!"

2) "Do you guys want to loosen up and do a bit of clubbing before we hit the course?"

Wife asks her husband, "Hunny, why don't you ever use the drivers I got you last holiday?"

Husband replies, "Sweetie, only pros who have been clubbing for years are qualified to use drivers."

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club

A place where you can usually find people with bottles of bub

"You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub"

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