The term used to describe ones cock after engaging in sexual intercourse at the apex of the females menstrual cycle. (Usually referred to as the dreaded day 2 by females). The word "clumpy" is used to describe the texture of the menstrual blood flow as it usually is filled with clumps of flesh from the uterual lining of the vagina. This lining is clumpy and loves to stick to the tip of the males cock. The origins of this unique act of nature can be traced back as early as 500 AD due in part to the great records keeping of Sir Elmer Clumpy Blood Cock. In history Sir elmer clumpy blood cock is given credit as the 1st man to engage in ritualisic intercourse during the female menstrual cycle. It was believed that having a bloody cock conjured up magical powers in the cock and provided a level 5 protection spell against demons. Today clumply blood cock is a normal act practiced by young & old around the world.
Elmer-"hey shania! You think you can kick me down with some clumpy blood cock?" Shania-"that depends. You think you can dirty up your cock in my ass 1st?". Elmer-"oh yeah baby! I'll push your shit in before you bloody my cock". Shania-"then you'll get your clumpy blood cock for sure."
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to heap or gather in clumps" (transitive), 1824, from clump (n.). Related: Clumped; clumping. Intransitive sense "to form a clump or clumps" is recorded from 1896.
We need to keep the guards in a clumpiness fashion so we can stay safe in this area.
The type of feeling you get when you're moody, unhappy, hungry, angry, sad, and basically not in a "people's" mood
Guy1: dude you seem stressed out, what's up
Guy2: I left the house since morning to get my phone and I still couldn't get it. And the air pollution is something else. Basically, I feel clumpy. And I also feel like shit, so......
To rip dingleberries out of your ass hairs, and then ejaculate over them. Then ferment them until they look like glazed donut holes. After this process you then go out and feed them to your closest friends
“Me and some buddies went out and made some clumpies and gave them to the homeless shelter for Thanksgiving. We’re such good people!”
“Just finished making clumpies for the boys!!”