common known for your mother- an insult to a stupid person
shut the fart up you coagulated hematoma!!!!
Silly putty balls. Check for the tapioca texture
This dude has such a coagulated Dick that it was like trying to grab oatmeal.
When a female is acting like the nut that you just let off inside her but just dried up.
When a chick is mad at you for something that you never did but still accuses you for it she is a straight coagulated c*m bubble
A short definition of all life on earth.
Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle
A way of saying congratulations but with less harsh percussive sounds to emphasise sarcasm.
Can be out of laziness or being quirky.
Makes you seem funier if you use it.
Fredrick: oh shit! Fuck, just dropped my wallet and spilled all my change.
Jeremy: oh, well done. Coagulations
It is the state of a penis being stuck between being rock hard and being flaccid
BRO EVERYTIME I SEE MISS PENG MY PENIS GOES HARD BUT THEN ITS SOFT AS SOON AS I LEAVE ENGLISH, I THINK IM GOING THROUGH COAGULATION
The filming or cinema of coagulation. Usually a common Middle age’d man American hobby. The word is brought back to its Latin terms coagulation-content.
Example - “Bro did you see the new coagulating Tent on my space yesterday?!”