While on vacation at the beach, hooking up with a random person, consisting of at least a blowjob.
Ivy got some Coastal Postal while at the beach.
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Stereotypical coastal residents, mostly Californians, that think where they live is the best. They trash on and stereotype other regions of the US, particularly the Midwest.
Coastal Resident: "I hate the Midwest, it's so boring and flat and there's nothing to do!"
Intelligent human: "Perhaps actually go to those places and get off the interstate instead of trashing on a place Hollywood told you is horrible?"
Coastal Resident: "Fuck off, flatlander!"
Intelligent Human: "Sorry for offending you. I know you Coastal Retards are too used to excitement to come to you instead of you actually trying to look for it."
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While on vacation at the beach, a random hookup which consist of at least a blowjob.
Ivy got a little Coastal Postal while on vacation.
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Swedish Special Naval Auxiliary force that are charged with protecting and cordoning off Sweden's coastal and littoral zones from enemy amphibious landings and enemy naval attacks. Coastal Rangers are similar to the U.S. Navy SEALs and British SNS (Special Naval Service).
Coastal Rangers are very well trained soldiers.
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Good looking American bitches from the coasts who travel to the Midwest to steal men away.
Christina: I was at the local tractor pull and these coastal bitches stole my boyfriend!
The bleachy sour after taste of semen.
My old lady was bitchin about my coastal fog, so I made her brush her teeth.
n. Insane, crazy, angry, etc.
going (totally) coastal: v. To become angry, etc.
Dawg, I gotta go take out the fricken trash 'fore my 'rents go totally coastal.
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