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A car , better looking in 2 door. Driven by either a smart intelligent good looking guy or a female cop. Looks preferably better in orange or yellow. Can also double as a taxi cab when driver is drunk. Nationally known as the "Pussy magnet"
Its a mercedes, no a lamborgini, no a ferrrari....No guys thats a chevy cobalt.
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the female equivalent of blue balls. A peak of sexual excitement and/or frustration without release of an orgasm
After making out all night her parents came home early and her boyfriend had to leave before they got to close the deal leaving her with a cobalt clit.
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The successor to the Chevy Cavalier. The base model, ls, lt, ltz all come with a 140hp 2.2L ECOTec inline 4. The SS Non supercharged comes with a 171hp 2.4L ECOTec inline 4 and runs a 14.8-15.2 In the 1/4 mile depending on how you drive. The SS Supercharged has a 205hp 2.0L ECOTec with a supercharger running 12lbs of Super boost, and runs 13.8's-14.3's depending on the driver. Chevy is canceling the SS non supercharged, and adding the turbocharged version, which uses the Pontiac Solstice GXP engine aka the Saturn Ion Redline engine, a 260hp 2.0L ECOTec turbocharged with 20lbs of turbo boost.
Wow that cobalt ss 4 door just ran a 14.8, yeah it's naturally aspirated too.
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It is a performance coupe. One of the newest members of Chevrolet's SS line of factory vehicles. The Cobalt SS is powered by a 2.4 liter straight four engine, it is aspirated by a Roots Supercharger, the output of this engine is 205 horsepower. The SS comes stock with 18 inch wheels and Pirelli PZero tyres. The Cobalt SS can pwn any Dodge Neon SRT-4 or even more powerful rice burners. Expect quarter mile times in the 13 second range. The SS pricing starts at around 20,000
My Cobalt SS just pwned your 300ZX on the track.
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cobalt shiver is a threat. it is usually used when some one does you dirty.
That guy swiped my girl now he is going to feel the cobalt shiver.
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A serious, hardcore drug that only the toughest of the tough can handle. It has killed 99% of the people who have tried it and only one person has ever tried it.
Alex: Wanna smoke some crystal cobalt?
Annie: Nah son, shit fucks you up
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Chevy's lame answer to the Dodge Neon SRT-4. Expect high 14 second 1/4 mile times or even as high as low 15 seconds with the average female driver. The car costs around $20k new. Most drivers are complete dicks that cannot comprehend their shitbox is more competition for an Acura RSX base or a Nissan Sentra SE-R.
Joe: "Did you see the punk ass driving the Cobalt SS trying to pass the SRT-4?"
Brandon: "Yeah I saw it, that SRT-4 was just toying with him. The SRT-4 let the Cobalt jump ahead then pwned his bitch ass."
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