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A disgusting type of underpant when worn upon a young man that could be characterised by their seamy beige colour and (in most cases) exceedingly optimistic pocket for storing manhood snugly. They sit low on the hips and are in much the same fashion as a short, and are unfortunately very prone to showing the slightest skidmark, nay the barest touching of cloth by the turtle's head, in glaring, nauseating contrast.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.
That doopyloopy fucking stayed the night at my house, and jocked it in my bed next to me wearing nothing but his horrible y-front cock pocket jock rockets!
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Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!
Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
A large cock otherwise known as a hammer that often see the inside of an asshole.
His dirty cock rocket was ridden hard.
When your sex partner is throat fucking you and you gag, puke, and he fucks the puke back down your throat. Yum.
"I heard that *insert name here* got a cock rocket from their boyfriend"
"Gnarly dude"
1) stupidly small motorcycles that go fast owned by men with small dicks
2) penis so filled with cum it might explode at any given second
“dude, we rode that cock rocket so fast we astrally projected” (both definitions apply)
Similar to piss missile and Swamp Donkey. Describes how hard something was thrown or how hard someone was hit
Guy 1: BROO I JUST HIT JACOB WITH A FUCKING COCK ROCKET
Guy 2: HOLY SHIT DUDE THATS FUCKIN RADICAL
A dick, asshole, etc that views themselves above everyone else. Superiority complex.
God, Brad is being such a Cock Rocket