cock in one's mouth

to constantly bring up one's boyfriend/fiance/husband/fuckbuddy in conversation. this gets extraordinarily annoying.

Katy: "Ben and I are going to pizno's Friday...on Saturday Ben and I...do you know what Ben said...Ben and I...Ben, etc."
Lauren: "jeezus Katy, get his cock out of your mouth!"

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cock in one's mouth

the act of chewing Rooster tobacco.

I love when that cock is in my mouth

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Cock-Mouthed Faggot

Someone who always talks as if there is a cock all up in their mouth and shit. Also, they are really queer.

I was out lunch with my friend jamie yesterday, and this total douche came up to me and started talking. Of course I couldn't understand jack shit because they were a Cock-Mouthed faggot.

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Whos COcks in Jon's Mouth??

SaSanta Clause...Santa Clause...Santa Clause...Santa Clause...is cumming in Jon's Toof. Jiggle Wiggle Squiggle COck!..Jon Bang with 3 whole Cocks and a Sock!...Tickly my toofy, he watches I love Lucy.. He has Worms!

5yr old Punk: I stuck my Pee-Pee in Jon's Mouth Twice b4 he saw me! *Smiles*

Jon: * He overhears the boy and Giggles *


Umm Feg?

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Fat juicy cock in my mouth

all i want right now.

“hey”
“don’t even talk to me all i want is some ‘fat juicy cock in my mouth’ right now”
“same bro, same...”

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karl jacobs cock in my mouth

when u want karl jacobs’ cock in ur mouth

please karl jacobs cock in my mouth

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Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.

modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

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