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a girl who is looking for peninis is said to have cock in the eye, or alternatively, to be cockeyed.
that chick's got cock in the eye
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When a woman looks at a mans penis or when a woman looks at a bulge in a mans pants which is created by the size of his penis.
That woman just eye cocked me.
When one of those irritating guys for no reason whatsoever catches you by suprise and slaps his cock in your eye.
Im setting at the computer just typing away and I holler hey hunny bring me something to drink he goes to get my drink then brings it back sets it down and I assume he goes back to whateveer he was doing and I unknowingly let my guard down then out of nowhere Wham a Fly by cock in the eye.
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When for no apparent reason guys surprise you by slapping you in the eye with their cock.
I'm setting at my computer and yell "honey get me something to drink" He leaves the room returns with my drink and places it on the desk.I assume he goes back to whatever it was he was doing and all of a sudden from out of nowhere Wham a "Fly-by-cock-in-the-eye.I'm left digging my contact out of my eye socket while he's running through the house giggling in utter triumph.
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Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents
penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock
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When a man makes eye contact with another man who has his dick in his hand.
A man drove by eye cocking my bf while we were pulled over so he could take a leak.
Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents
penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock