coining

Traditional English game, involving coins. First played c.2004 in the Junior Common Room. The anecdote of its creation proceeds that co-founders Tom and Tom found themselves possesed of free time but without cards, dice, conversation or GameCube with which to ease its passing. This situation being clearly intractable they proceeded to devise an intricate contest of dexterity, visual accuity and judgement now known as coining. Think monkey target but on a coffee table with coins of varying sizes instead of monkies and the target drawn on with pencils. From the humble beginings of "this coin from the edge of that table onto this spot. Betcha can't! WAHEY 500 points!!!" the game grew to "we should have a restart line, overshoot divot and incrementaly splayed draw-decider". Shots at target have developed from the simple 'lay-on-the-edge-and smack' through the 'flick', 'push' and 'slide' to the dizzy heights of the 'index bowl' the 'asp' and the 'whipcrack-slide'.

A system of progressive coining is currently in developement and may debue soon. Until then, if you play this game remember. 1, only 3 coins. 2, one player is heads and the other tails (this game is for two). 3, Don't abuse the coin muppet (its not big and its not clever) hius role is a dignified position without which the game would disolve into edge disputes

TOM: "Might I join you for a spot of Coining dear fellow?"

TOM: "Be my guest, the Coining tourney is but a few sandglasses away and my whipcrack needs the practice. MUPPET!! Your services are required forthwith!!"

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coin

someone or something that's crazy af

"Dude, did you hear what Jeremy did the other night?!"
"I was there! He's fucking coin, man!

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coined

A Super Mario Brothers reference when Mario jumps up and hits the boxes to get coins.

Used in real life:

To beat someone at something; or
To ram into them or hit them;
To have sex doggy style, each thrust is a coin

We were at the amusement park on the bumper cars, and I just kept coining my brother in the corner. *Bing* *Bing* *Bing* He couldn't even move.

I met this girl last night and coined her for all she was worth.

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Coin

An accidental play style that a person can have, pertaining two sides; really bad and really good.

They can go from being the best at the game to being the worst in seconds.

Man 1: “How did he miss that ball, it was wide open!”
Man 2: “It doesn’t matter cause he still saved that goal in the end.”
Man 1: “He’s such a coin.”

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Coin

To annoy the absolute shiet out of someone

The girl who’s trying to get with my man is coining me right now.

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COIN

Counter Insurgent - Military abbreviation.

The military COIN force commander may be required to assist the police in this mission or even assume it.

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coined

a term used to describe an individual who is not special. who is just like everyone else. like a coin from a mint. they are all the same, hence the term coined.

guy 1: damn dude, that girl is so hot!
guy 2: yeah, just like the one next to her, and the one behind her.
guy 1: yeah i know man.
guy 2: blond hair with brown streaks, tight black pants, white, bunch of makeup. they're coined.

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