Colgate!

The most epic-ly epic badass to ever live. Will absolutely pwn you with her pistol Gertrude. Them rectangles better wards out, cause sheriff Colgate’s in town.

Scatter! It’s Colgate! We’re done for!

The Colgate

The Colgate is when you are recieving some dank ass dome (head) and upon completion you shave your pubes, throw them in your tricks mouth, finish your load and swab that ho's teath.

The colgate, what i did to my girlfriend last week

Colgater

Latin Name: Colgatus Yuppo
A posh man/lady that uses whitening toothpaste in order to improve their already fake tan. They will usually be found in groups and are often referred to as Yuppies.

They are often well off, middle aged humans, who drop their Apple iPhone on purpose and say things like; "IT'S OKAY, I ONLY DROPPED MY IPHONE EVERYONE!!!"

In other words Stuckup Cunts.

Abi: "I was just talking to these guys over there and it turned out one of them was a real Colgater."

Sophie: "Let's go before they make me cringe with their fuckness."

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colgate

n. official safety school and toothpaste of bucknell university.

Bucknell Student: "Dude, did you get into Bucknell?"
Future Colgate Student: "No, but I got into Colgate"
Bucknell Student: "That sucks dude, I use that toothpaste though"

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colgate

A temporary home for rich snobs who think they are better than everyone else.

I go to Colgate because my daddy told me too and he gives me everything

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colgate

cumming on to a toothbrush and then making a girl brush her teeth with the spunk paste

jill your teeth look fucking digusting, here let me give you some colgate.

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Colgating

To brush one's teeth.

A reference to my little pony: friendship is magic 's background character Colgate whom the fans have named after the fact her hair is toothpaste coloured.

Made by Intelligent Derpy Hooves (FIM)

I've just woken up, must colgate! Colgating should not be done just after drinking orange juice.

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