Colgater

Latin Name: Colgatus Yuppo
A posh man/lady that uses whitening toothpaste in order to improve their already fake tan. They will usually be found in groups and are often referred to as Yuppies.

They are often well off, middle aged humans, who drop their Apple iPhone on purpose and say things like; "IT'S OKAY, I ONLY DROPPED MY IPHONE EVERYONE!!!"

In other words Stuckup Cunts.

Abi: "I was just talking to these guys over there and it turned out one of them was a real Colgater."

Sophie: "Let's go before they make me cringe with their fuckness."

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colgate

n. official safety school and toothpaste of bucknell university.

Bucknell Student: "Dude, did you get into Bucknell?"
Future Colgate Student: "No, but I got into Colgate"
Bucknell Student: "That sucks dude, I use that toothpaste though"

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Colgate

One who runs out of lotion so he proceeds to use colgate whitening tooth paste to masturbate. After doing this he then realizes the minty sensation that was so great in his mouth burnt the shit out of his dick. Poison control should be notified and if lucky they wont cut off your cock.

Dude kyle Conway is a total colgate, why the fuck would you use toothpaste as a lubricant?

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colgate

A temporary home for rich snobs who think they are better than everyone else.

I go to Colgate because my daddy told me too and he gives me everything

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colgate

cumming on to a toothbrush and then making a girl brush her teeth with the spunk paste

jill your teeth look fucking digusting, here let me give you some colgate.

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Colgate

- A toothpaste that Many Americans have

- Means " Go hang your self" in another language

- Where is my toothpaste.... Colgate

- Why don't you Colgate??????

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Colgate

Doing the motion for finger brushing your teeth. Named after Colgate the toothpaste guy who owns the company.

Do the Colgate!!

Whats up Colgate?

Crest aint got nothing on me

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