collingwood

best ever team in the afl

dale thomas plays for collingwood so he is good

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collingwood

A school in the South East of England. The principal of said school is Ms. Oddie. She is rather leinient and doesn't mind if you cuss lightly.

Let's trash that Collingwood. I mean- Yeah, that's what I meant.

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Collingwood Shuffle

Leaving an AFL (Australian rules football) game before its conclusion in anticipation of impending loss. Most common amongst Collingwood supporters, whose proud tradition of leaving en masse at three quarter time to catch the soonest train to Broadmeadows endures to this day.

Also applies to all football supporters too weak to cop a loss and stick with their boys till the final siren.

Roughead slams through his second goal of the 2008 Grand Final, effectively ending Geelong's hopes of back-to-back premierships. And the Collingwood Shuffle commences!!

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Collingwood Supporter

An illiterate bogan who has little or no general knowledge on any topic to that isn't to do with Australian Rules Football. They are incappable of dealing with a loss of a game, and claim it is always the umpire's fault even though they kissed dale thomas' ass the whole way through the game.

Typical ways to pass the time including getting dressed up into your favourite flannie and ugg boots, combing the mullet and going down to "norflanz" to have a drink with fellow supporters near the bus stops.

While at the game, it is tradition for a supporter to have at least 12 VBs before half time. It is also important to try and pick a fight with anybody supporting an apposing team.

Normal Person " Hey what footy team do you go for?"
Collingwood Supporter " I goes fa collingwood the best f'in team in thaa AFL, if ya doesnt like them i'll kick ya arrrrsee in!"

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collingwood girls

typically; really pretty lgs.
usually around 10 of them.

in the 14-15 year old age range

1) "you are such collingwood girls"

2) "those girls remind me of collingwood girls"

3) "yo, lets invite some collingwood girls."

4) "i heard one of the collingwood girls is having a party."

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Ricky Collingwood

A sped kid who cant fight in a argument, cant talk or spell. Just in general is a disabled kid who cant do anything and has nothing offer to this planet.

Hey Collin, remember when I crushed Ricky Collingwood's wind pipe?

Collingwood fan

Collingwood supporters with no teeth and imbred parents

The collingwood fans shit them self as the lost a 30 point lead and lost in the grandfinale.

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