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Colossal Applause

A phrase coined by the infamous engineer, Cameron Vant, on March 3rd, 2016 that describes the awkward feeling a driver experiences while entering or immediately after entering a vehicle when coming to the conclusion that the passenger doors did not unlock; especially after repeated attempts to unlock the door, usually remotely. The phrase derives from the feeling a gladiator would experience in a large, audience-filled coliseum after a poor performance; usually a feeling of embarrassment, shame, or stupidity. Often times after such an incident, the passengers would ridicule the drivers actions by use of a sarcastic applaud; similar to a displeased crowd demanding the observing emperor to signal for the gladiator’s death.

The antonym of colossal applause is “chariot’s itch”. See “chariot’s itch”.

Listen guys, I don’t need to hear your “colossal applause”, let's just go.

by camvant June 22, 2018


colossal oof

When something has surpassed being even a major oof.

An oof so big we never thought it would happen.

Holy forking shirtballs, that oof was so big it's a colossal oof.

by Robot ninja party November 24, 2019


colossal crodunder

1.a big ass somethin. Anything thats hella big is a colossal crodunder.
2. A groupie named Marie.

1. DAAAAAAAAAAMN! YO MOMMAS A COLOSSAL CRODUNDER WEARING THAT 28x dress!
2. dammit colossal crodunder is up tryin to get wit J again

by bojzzle May 10, 2005

4👍 2👎


Colossal Gay

When you have such VAST amounts of BIG GAY that you reach the APOTHEOSIS OF GAY and transcend into GAYVANA, a place where all of those who have THE BIG GAY wish to someday arrive.

"Did you hear Ethan has officially become THE COLOSSAL GAY?"
"Wow, I never thought he'd get there."

by RomanSans September 21, 2018

5👍 5👎


Colossal Ridiculity

Colossal Ridiculity
Said when something stupid happens.
A bot in Quake 3 arena (Klesk) is the inventor of this phrase, and says it often (when fragged)

.. A new update of GW is available, please exit and restart..
*does*

Disconnection error x 10

... Colossal Ridiculity

by Lord Fureon October 21, 2007


colossal bud

One puff off colossal bud, actually half a puff off colossal bud and your fucked for a week at the least.

Man1: you took a hit off colossal bud?!?!! Man2: uhhhahahahh whhatt??

by mommyallana September 20, 2023


Colossal juicebox

Giant douchebag

Dan was cool at first, but he turned into a Colossal Juicebox

by Unity Boom April 21, 2022