A phrase coined by the infamous engineer, Cameron Vant, on March 3rd, 2016 that describes the awkward feeling a driver experiences while entering or immediately after entering a vehicle when coming to the conclusion that the passenger doors did not unlock; especially after repeated attempts to unlock the door, usually remotely. The phrase derives from the feeling a gladiator would experience in a large, audience-filled coliseum after a poor performance; usually a feeling of embarrassment, shame, or stupidity. Often times after such an incident, the passengers would ridicule the drivers actions by use of a sarcastic applaud; similar to a displeased crowd demanding the observing emperor to signal for the gladiator’s death.
The antonym of colossal applause is “chariot’s itch”. See “chariot’s itch”.
Listen guys, I don’t need to hear your “colossal applause”, let's just go.
When something has surpassed being even a major oof.
An oof so big we never thought it would happen.
Holy forking shirtballs, that oof was so big it's a colossal oof.
1.a big ass somethin. Anything thats hella big is a colossal crodunder.
2. A groupie named Marie.
1. DAAAAAAAAAAMN! YO MOMMAS A COLOSSAL CRODUNDER WEARING THAT 28x dress!
2. dammit colossal crodunder is up tryin to get wit J again
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When you have such VAST amounts of BIG GAY that you reach the APOTHEOSIS OF GAY and transcend into GAYVANA, a place where all of those who have THE BIG GAY wish to someday arrive.
"Did you hear Ethan has officially become THE COLOSSAL GAY?"
"Wow, I never thought he'd get there."
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Colossal Ridiculity
Said when something stupid happens.
A bot in Quake 3 arena (Klesk) is the inventor of this phrase, and says it often (when fragged)
.. A new update of GW is available, please exit and restart..
*does*
Disconnection error x 10
... Colossal Ridiculity
One puff off colossal bud, actually half a puff off colossal bud and your fucked for a week at the least.
Man1: you took a hit off colossal bud?!?!! Man2: uhhhahahahh whhatt??
Dan was cool at first, but he turned into a Colossal Juicebox