person #1: whose that fag over there
person #2: oh thats colten
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He is a skin little kid that play fornite 24/7 of his life and white af and has some friends but still a cool guy
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the soccer mom of the group who conveniently the same height as every tree they walk by. Carries a large bag of meatballs under his coat at all times. Will eat whole carrots out the bag while on break
1: whoβs that tall dude chomping on the meatballs?
2: Colten
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A fag that prides himself on taking advantage of people for his own personal monetary or social benefit. Enjoys being a chatty kathy on other people because he really does not have any friends and people can't stand his presence. This guy is probably the worst person you should choose to be friends with because he will offer you nothing, but will take everything he can from you. This guy should make a living at cutting peoples tires.
That Colten used me to take my woman
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Some homeless guy you find on the street playing fortnite
Colten: βHey kids do you want to play fortnite?β
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A wonderful guy that can make you smile when your upset. Someone that you can trust, handsome, talented, adorable and loving. Doesnt always share, but does once in awhile does. Always thinking of you. Amazing at anything, kind of lazy but fun to be around. Best guy to snuggle and just laze around with, doing nothing can be fun. Easy to fall in love with and most definatly someone to call mine. They are also known to have a speech impediment.
βColten failed his presentation because he could not pronounce the word Door correctlyβ
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