Unexpected and severe gassy diarrhea.
After eating lunch at the taco truck down the street, I had shitaneous combustion when I got back to work.
A sour citrus fruit that a man named Cave Johnson invented to make explosive. It is capable of burning a house down.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! Demand to see lifes' manager!! Make life rue the day it thought i could give Cave Johnson lemons!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! Iโm gonna get my engineers to invent a Combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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The act of combusting/exploding an African American "person" by any means.
Any form of explosion just inside the anus. Could be the result of inserting and igniting gasoline or gunpowder, attempting to light a fart, or that Mexican food from yesterday. Depending on the strength of the sphincter, severe anal combustion may result in blowing out the anal socket or rupturing of the rectum.
I had pretty bad anal combustion after that spicy 15 bean soup--it almost blew out my sphincter!
If a man decides to not jack off for a very long time, an abundance of semen will collect inside the testicles. Once the semen level reaches a certain point, the testicles will combust.
Kid 1 - Yo man you been jackin it?
Kid 2 - Nah dude I stopped doing that shit
Kid 1 - Watch out for testicular combustion!
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A kind of lemon that is most commonly used to burn houses down.
"I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!"- Cave Johnson
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To spontaniously burst into flames
Wouldn't it be cool if that person just spontaneously combusted?
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