female comedian

not a comedian

she is very unfunny she must be a female comedian

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ER comedian

Someone who can’t shut off the stand up jokes while waiting to be evaluated in the ER.

Each and every one of us wanted to pull the plug on that bombastic ER comedian, and then he coded so we all clapped!

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instagram comedians

Usually attractive individuals, these instagrammers have migrated from vine after it's collapse, and are hungry for views on their content, of which is usually comparable to human fecal matter. However, their emoji-caked videos are surrounded with "relatable" scenarios that appeal to a very large general audience. These scenarios usually include a female doing things that annoy a male, rampant stereotyping, and mostly (yet sadly) cheating or relationship drama.

The best way to repel such toxic individuals is to NOT watch their content. Just don't. Also, DO NOT tag your friends. They will hate you for associating them with such content.

Regular person: Man, why do people watch these stupid clips? Instagram Comedians suck.

Average prepubescent child: HAHAHA LOL XD LIT FAM IM GONNA TAG A FRIEND LOL

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Comedian's Item

Someone/Something any comediam crack jokes about in a major way.

Bush is definitely a comedian's item.

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white comedian

Cumming in a girls mouth when she's giving you a blowjob and then making a joke right as she is swallowing. Watch that shit come out her nose. Great success.

I totally just white comedianed this super baked girl last night

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black comedian

A comedian of African-American descent.

"Dave Chappelle is my favourite black comedian."

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Pulling a Comedian

Killing a woman that you got pregnant. Taken from the graphic novel Watchmen when the Comedian kills a woman in Vietnam he got pregnant.

"I got my girlfriend pregnant," said Billy
"Well, pulling a Comedian is the only thing you can do now," said Larry.

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