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out of commission

When a person is unavailable, often because they are too busy, injured, or taken. Can also refer to objects that are broken and not yet fixed.

Harry won't be able to make my party; he says he's out of commission for the next couple of months due to work.

Dang it, I caught an STI. I guess I'm out of commission until I finish my course of antibiotics.

Ned's car is out of commission until he saves up enough money to fix it.

by floopedia December 19, 2022


Ssc commission

Ssc is India's slowest service commission . Well known for delay in exam process, delay in publishing result.
Students have multiple absurd words for ssc commission. It's well known as kaamchor commission among Indians.

Ssc commission is one of the lowest degree commission.

They are playing with the future of students.

They are devil of nightmare and in reality more dangerous than corona.

I am infected with ssc commission, save me

by Ssc commission April 1, 2021


trilateral commission

The Trilateral Commission was formed in 1973 by private citizens of Japan, Europe (European Union countries), and North America (United States and Canada) to foster closer cooperation among these core democratic industrialized areas of the world with shared leadership responsibilities in the wider international system.

The Trilateral Commission's primary objective is to establish close cooperation amoung its members in government and business feilds internationally.

by preppyguy21 August 31, 2004

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The Charbonneau Commission

(named after Lise Charbonneau, a high-ranking Quebec provincial-level prosecutor)

a special investigative commission set up in the Canadian province of Quebec to deal with our conscruption-industry

IMHO not only the mafia, but some of our Quebec should be investigated, de gracie regina, by The Charbonneau Commission. The said commission also has a French name, `La Commission Charbonneau`

by Sexydimma August 20, 2014

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Indonesian Reporting Commission

Noun:

A serial jackass foreign-based Facebook group , commonly known as “Indonesian Reporting Commission (not known to be officially associated with any government of any nation) who hates Liberty, Freedom, and Freedom of Speech and Expression. These parasitic Facebook trolls are known to infiltrate innocent Facebook groups and post illicit content using fake profiles, then use a separate account to report the group against community standards which ultimately end up being zucced . The result of this Crime Against Humanity is loss of enjoyment to view and contribute to topic-based memes in closed groups.

If Dante (Famous Italian Painter of Inferno (see Wikipedia)) had conceptualized a 10th level of Hell, this is where these Bastards would go.

My favorite Facebook group “The middle-aged Divorced Wine Moms Club” was zucced by the savage bastards known as the Indonesian Reporting Commission. How will I ever be able to post 10 am wine glass pics and feel no shame now??? THOSE SICK BASTARDS NEED TO BE BANNED.

HOLD MY WINE GLASS 🍷 KRISTA, I’M CONTACTING MY DIVORCE ATTORNEY 👨 ⚖️📖AND SUING THESE BASTARDS!

by SkiUtah119 May 27, 2019


3 man commission

Raj Parker, Steve Stride and a well respected football expert voted 2-1 (guess how they voted individually) to allow the move of Wimbledon FC to Milton Keynes to become the Milton Keynes Dongs (as the "club" will now inevitably be referred to).

Winkelman bribed Parker and Stride and so they voted for the move. AFC Wimbledon was rightfully born right after this sham of a commission.

by AFCW July 1, 2004

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tri-laterial commission

A job or task given to a group of three very influential parties from across the world formulating an order of work from across the nation's sea. To hear the unspoken and read the unwritten. Speak the Untold and Rule alltheworld.

3 groups of people authorized to carry out a duty.

Checks and Balance system in our country is a form of tri-laterial commission in the United States.

by Cristina Marie June 6, 2014