Hot commodity: someone who is hot at the moment and everyone wants to get with
Sarah is such a hot commodity right now, all the boys want her
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A made up story that you tell somebody to deceive or fool them.
You must have a commode story if you want them to believe you.
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Something that is in such a high demand, there's a low supply of whatever it is. Something almost everyone wants.
"iPhones are such a hot commodity, everyone wants one but I can never seem to get my hands on one!"
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The aerosol of contaminated bowl contents created and released into the surrounding environment by flushing toilet wastewater.
Oh, DAMN! I just found out that I might have acquired COVID from Commode Plume! The world just isn't safe ANYWHERE!!!
A person who is not only very attractive but also have an attractive personality that makes everyone want to be around them. Most of the time they throw really good parties or are the life of a party.
Girl 1: "Oh my god Ryan is so cute. You think I should ask him out?"
Girl 2: "You can try but he is a hot commodity. Everyone wants that so take a number."
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An attractive set of boobs of high value that belong to a girl who is not very attractive.
She's a butterface, but those commod-titties sure do make up for it!
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When you sit on the commode too long and your ass and/or legs go to sleep.
I've been sitting here for 45 minutes waiting on this monster turd, now I have a raging case of commode polio.