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A slingshot you can hide in your backpack as self defense against unsuspecting bullies. Aim your imaginary crosshairs at the back of the bullies head, fire, and reload.
Principal- What's in the backpack Dave?
Dave- Nothing. My mommy says I don't have to tell you anything, so I have nothing to tell you homeboy.
Principal- Well, you don't have to have a permit to carry a concealed slingshot, but if you have one tell me.
Dave- I got nothing to say to you homeboy.
When you have a druggy girlfriend, but try to hide that detail from everyone .
I would hang out later, but sorry it's a conceal and Carry night .
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The place where one puts shit after one brakes it so no one will ever see it again and it can be forgotten, and one won't get in trouble for brakeing it.
The place where one puts shit he doesn't wanna see ever again.
"FUCK i just shattered that fucking light bulb, shit did u see that, it exploded.....CONCEALMENT CORNER!"
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Those shirts that girls always wear that are tights at the top and then flow out over their muffin top. They think they are tricking you and hiding the muffin top that lurks under those folds of fabric.
Guy 1: That girl over there is hot
Guy 2: That's because she is wearing a muffin top concealer and her muffin top is hidden.
Guy 1: Touche
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The act of covering your lips in concealer to look baller but really you look like you have just motted out a ghost
Josie thought she looked amazing with her concealer chav lips on her 30th birthday
A method of using a fictional persona, on anything from social media to legal documents. Often only effective for short periods with longer term consequences including delusions of grandeur, schizophrenia, paranoia, dissociation from friends, family and, ultimately, reality.
It had been a last ditch attempt to bond with his father, enjoy the countryside and conquer a mountain together. He had hoped to heal many wounds but his incessant use of the Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS) over the years had left him incapable of forming honest social bonds and he was left taking selfies below the clouds he had once aspired to surpass.
Some piece of shit that hides all of your fucking insecurities. So you should use it you insecure pieces of shit.
One: I’m insecure asf
Two: just use concealer and foundation you piece of shit
One: oh yeah!