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Condom

trusty bag over your shaft....sometimes not trusty

im a g
condom broke 39 times
u wer the lucky one

by miker100 November 9, 2009

29πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Condom

A rubber tube to stick your dick in so that you don’t end up with a kid.

She eyed me with a slutty grin and slammed the door shut. I was just chilling, trying to ignore my huge boner. Julia strolled over to me and asked if we should use a condom. I say that I definitely don’t want a kid, so yes. she pulls of her stripper boots and thong, and pulls out three condoms. she asked me what color and flavor I want. I told her blue raspberry, which is the blue one. Julia ripped off my jeans and slid on the condom. I stuck my dick into her and she started to moan. I then started to cum, and the condom burst.

Now i have a kid.

by the fuck king March 2, 2020


Condom

The one thing that can actually make or break your future as a young adult.

It's a thin sheath made of latex that slips right onto the male member. It comes in different sizes, flavors and even colors.

Sure the guy might lose a little feeling while wearing one, but the girl probably won't be able to tell the difference because she's the one being prodded. It's definitely worth not being whipped with a child for 18 years.

This one time, my friend Tootsie told me she's fearing she was pregnant- again. I recalled her telling me about her previous four abortions and that if she got pregnant again she'd have the baby this time around.

I told her, better start telling your man to wear a condom.

by TheSpectacularOne April 10, 2009

212πŸ‘ 94πŸ‘Ž


Condom

An object used during sexual intercourse which is forbidden by the Catholic Church

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2003

1767πŸ‘ 898πŸ‘Ž


Condom

sumthing that guys better use unless they wanna pay 400 bucks a month for the damn thing that'll pop outta my coochie if u dont wear it!!!

u better put that thing on no matter if it slows the "stimulation" process or not

by iben motherfuckin September 10, 2003

54πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Condom

The saver of all men from aids kids and comitment

Soz love im warin a condom so it aint serious

by A fat twat February 20, 2005

65πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Condom

The rubber device that fits on the dick to keep the males sperm from entering his sexual partner so they do not have a child.

Condoms helped us keep Johnny Jr. from being born...for a few years anyways....until they got expensive and w we have another mouth to feed.

by Corey April 9, 2004

265πŸ‘ 138πŸ‘Ž