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If you cover his schlong youll never go wrong
that condom is my best friend
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Something that Justin Biebers parents should have used.
Justin Bieber: Hey I'm cool and I can sing so well
Me: Your parents should have used condoms while fucking
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Something not likely to come in a family pack
Condom's don't come in family packs for a reason...
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A girl whom you have to wear a condom when you have sex with her. (cause of massive STDs)
Most likely a girl who sleeps around alot.
Mike: Man, i hope you used protection when you did that slut the other night,
Joe: Ofcourse, shes such a Condomer
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Using a condom and being protected, will avoid you from being on shows like, The Maury and Jerry Springer show.
"ah hell nah, I ain't this babies daddy Maury, ah hell nah, she sleep wit dem otha guyz, I wear a condom on that ho"
"This ain't ma child, look at dat ugly childs face, she a ho Maury"
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A 75 cent insurence Policy for teens who wanna bone
"that baby ain't mine, I used a CONDOM"
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Rubber glove's that fit's snug on the penis used to prevent sexual transmitted diseases & getting girls pregnant
Steve : Hey Chad where's all the Condom's?
Chad : I had to stop stocking them cause you kept stealing them filling them up with your cum & leaving them all over the store.
Steve : Oh well I guess i'll just pound my raw dick in Jana's soft pussy!
Chad : Fuck You Steve Fuck You!
Jake : Hey Chad where's the Condom's?
Chad : We don't carry Condom's anymore!
Jake : Oh Yeah well Kiersten like's my raw dick better anyway!
Chad : Well you better go stick it in her right now before someone else does!
Jake : Fuck You Chad Fuck You!
Mark : Hey Chad where's the Condom's?
Chad : God Damn't Mark go wrap a plastic bag around your cock or something Jesus Christ!
Mark : Never mind your ex wife enjoy's my raw cock inside her anyway!
Chad : Go To Hell Mark!
Meghan : Excuse me sir where are the:
Chad : MOTHER FUCK DOSEN'T ANYONE USE BIRTH CONTROL ANY MORE JESUS CHRIST WE DO NOT SELL CONDOM'S HERE ANYMORE SO WHY DON'T YOU GO TO CVS AND GET OUT OF MY FACE YOU GOD DAM STUPID CUNT!
Meghan : Oh My God! I was just asking where the graham cracker's were for my sunday school class! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Fuck Sunday School you should go home and let your man stick his raw dick inside your pussy!
Meghan : (slap) (slap) (slap)
Chad : GET OUT OF MY STORE YOU STUPID BITCH! GOD I HATE CONDOM'S!
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