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Funny slang for a condominium.
I found a sweet condor with a view, I think I'm going to put an offer in.
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A condor that is used to help prevent the making of children. It has a tendency to screech at a pitch that renders sperm infertile. A great alternative to the condom.
My buddy and his girlfriend were having sex in his dorm room when I walked by to hear a loud screeching noise. I busted in and realized that he was just having safe sex using his sex condor.
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This can only occur during/after coitus on a top bunk, or a place which is elevated. After cumming on the recipient, rip a feathered pillow so the feathers stick so they look like a condor, then make them fly by kicking (or shoving, depending on the girth of the party) them out of bed. They will fly for a second or two before crashing into the ground as a heaping pile of feathers.
Flying Condor: Shamed by feathers.
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A clandestine operation in South America, the actual number of deaths directly attributable to Operation Condor is highly disputed. Some estimates are that at least 60,000 deaths can be attributed to Condor and possibly more. Condor's key members were the governments in Argentina, Chile, Uruguay, Paraguay, Bolivia and Brazil. In 1975 the United States under President Jimmy Carter provided technical support and supplied military aid to the participants until at least 1979. Ecuador and Peru joined later in more peripheral roles. These efforts, such as Operation Charley, supported the local juntas in their anti-communism battle.
Operation Condor is yet another in a long line of unreported military actions that were supported by Democratic presidents of the US.
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A ferry service based in the English Channel, that consists of a fleet of ironically named hig speed ferries that often only run on 2 engines or less. often this is the case to save on fuel. consequentially, it is a rareity that any of it's fleet are on time.
BOY : Where's Charlie?
GIRL : oh he's doing a condor ferries..
BOY : so he's hopping on one leg and will be on average 4 hours late.
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a sexual position. The female stands on her head and balances herself with her arms while the male stands and gives her cunnilingus and flaps her legs all around and violently. When the female cums, the males is to use the cum as a lube then fuck her in the same position, flapping his arms like a Condor.
Last night, I went from the Colombian Skyhawk to the Colombian Condor in one move. The bitch was down on her head and I was flapping her legs like I was in an updraft over the Andes, then when she came I jammed that shit in her and soared with the eagles!
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to be used only once in the most awkward situation possible.
slowly back out of the room while flapping arms and cawing like a crow
Rachel: " how was your night last night"
Brittany "well... when I went to go visit the eight floor... I saw something I shouldn't have"
Rachel" " what did you see?"
Brittany: " it was awkward condor worthy"
Rachel : * gasp*
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